Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Brain Drain

What they say is true: Pregnancy Brain (aka Brain of the Placenta) does exist. Some people say it's like experiencing "senior's moments," but it actually goes well beyond that. Some recurrant symptoms:
  • people's names are hard to remember (e.g., students, even ones Mom has had in previous semesters and knows quite well)
  • organization skills are considerably reduced (e.g., without making a list, pack for a 12-day trip to England 2 hours before you leave the house)
  • keeping track of more than one thing at a time, forget it (e.g., accidentally leave one of the two maternity fleece tops you own (i.e., the one in the photo on Qualicum Beach) at a store and don't notice until you're a 45 minute drive away)
  • logical thoughts are barred from occurring (e.g., as you're leaving for the US, even though logically-thinking people - knowing that your flight first stops in Toronto - drop you off at the Domestic terminal, you walk all the way to the International terminal only to learn from a machine that you really should be in the Domestic terminal .... and that you grabbed the *expired* passport by mistake).
  • spelling is a problem (e.g., on yesterday's class midterm, spell the *correct* multiple-choice answer incorrectly - even after you've proofread the test 4 times - and proceed to get bombarded with students asking if it's a trick question).

6 Comments:

At 3:20 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot what I was going to say in response to this.

 
At 4:12 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud at your description of the "brain drain", and it sure brought back memories. Thanks so much for sharing your experiences and pictures!

 
At 6:23 a.m., Blogger Derek said...

Hmmmm. Grandma Jane's response suggests that this phenomenon may be permanent... Disturbing.

 
At 12:39 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brain fart?

 
At 7:02 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to tell you, but it doesn't get better, at least not while you're nursing. Some nice man delivering flyers today rang the doorbell to ask me if it was my purse sitting open on the sidewalk. Yup. My attention span has been reduced to about 2 minutes, since that's all the uninterrupted time I get. On the plus side, it's absolutely amazing what I can get accomplished in 10 minutes or less, and how many tasks I can start (and not finish) in a day.

 
At 8:18 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, worse midterm blunders have happened in the past!

Need I remind you on my SCANTRON nightmare?

I have also had the correct answer in bolded text on the question sheet...luckily it was only one of several multiple-choice questions!

Auntie M

 

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